If it's very pretty...

"If it's very pretty, very ugly, or it doesn't flee from you--don't touch it."

"If a giant arm came in your front door and started groping around your living room, you'd bite it, too."

"By learning to navigate, you'll minimize how often you get disoriented and more quickly figure out where you misliad the whole of existence."


The Scuba Certification Process (yes, it's worth the capital letters): The guide to women, mastication, and being.

And here I thought a classical education was a sufficient guide to all of these things.

"Only let this art be as lawful as eating..."
"If music be the food of love, sing on..."

Shivery Bill does like this mastication thing, doesn't he?
(What would Leontes respond to Orsino, anyway?)

And he keeps the ladies happy--they can do very little wrong, unless they're hags already. All he's got left to speak on is being, and that's...

very possibly the next termpaper.

"Misplaced the Whole of Existence:
The dialouges of Leontes, Orsino and Portia"

Help solve my existential crisis: What WOULD Leontes say to Orsino, anyway?

-Portia